Countdown + job-title predictor

Absorption Timer

Agent War Clock

When does your seat get absorbed?

Symbolic countdown to July 1, 2027 — plus a blunt Gemini-powered guess for your job title. Satirical toy grounded in the absorption thesis.

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Bomb date: July 1, 2027 · America/Los_Angeles

Enter your job title and find out when the agent stacks absorb your seat.

Prediction counter — not career, medical, or legal advice.